The very nature of the sport means it will always be elitist and wasteful. Now the lake contains for more garbage than any other in the city swimming in it means risking a gnarly rash.ĭefenders of the golf course claim that closing it means ceding the sport to the ultra-rich. Before the genocidal takeover of this land by the United States, the lake and surrounding wetlands were sources of fish, wild rice, and other food for the Dakota. A massive waste of space and water, it’s also terrible for neighboring Hiawatha Lake. What’s there to know? It’s a golf course. But in case there is still hesitancy, we wrote this pamphlet to expand a bit upon the proposal. Make the golf course a public sex forest? An idea so obvious that it hardly feels necessary to explain further.
Ah, what a joy it is to recline with you in the sex forest. Eating out each puckered cavity, draining one another of all sweet salty goo.
Our piss will fertilize next year’s zinnias as we rut atop decaying tomato vines.
